Vegetarianism

Vegetarians say, "I don't eat anything with a face."

I have decided to say, "I won't eat anything with a face. Thank goodness that 16 oz. steak didn't have a face."

The Irish

This is not a racist post.

I saw a Guiness beer truck on the way to school. It advertised a light beer, a pale beer, and a dark beer. I can't tell the names of the beer because I have forgotten them. The important thing is that the blurb on the truck said, "Raise what they raise in Ireland, responsibly."

I thought, "What, leprechauns? Do we really have an problem with irresponsible leprechaun farmers?"

I then got to thinking what life on a leprechaun farm must be like. All I could think of was that you probably had to watch out for little pots of gold.