Thursday, April 24, 2008

Vegetarianism

Vegetarians say, "I don't eat anything with a face."

I have decided to say, "I won't eat anything with a face. Thank goodness that 16 oz. steak didn't have a face."

2 Comments:

At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, bread's out huh. After all, a slice of bread has a face.

I say, "I'm an omnivore, I eat what I want."

 
At 3:18 PM, Blogger Carl Miller said...

Face is defined as having any combination of nose, eyes, mouth.

This takes out: pig snout, pico de gallo (translated literally it can mean chicken lips), and Mount Rushmore.

 

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